The Best of the BIFF Quotes

"For some reason I'm just naturally too hench! That's why I don't go gym cos I'd just get too powerful!"   (Mar 2008)

"Trust me Superman is such a heavy character and he IS real and all... Trust me he does a screweye yeh and shoots heat vision out of his eyes!"   (Mar 2008)

"Trust me this is what wireless Internet is all about, it's soooo heavy!! I told you bruv you don't need no BT! Do you know what yeah... I'm just not gona bother going sleep 2nite, just gona play on Xbox live, only got few hours till work anyway... if I drop dead f*** it... at least I was good at Street Fighter!"   (Feb 2008)

"I have to say yeah... seriously... I love life... Long... many years later well after I'm gone yeah, I just wanna be remembered as the Best...! The best at Street Fighter, eating, drinking, sleeping, creeping, driving cars, football and everything else"   (Feb 2008)

"Trust me yeah... scientists want my DNA specimen so they can build a super human, probably an army of super soldiers cos im so hench. It'd be like when they tried to develop the T-Virus in Resident Evil, only this time it would be the B-Virus!"   (Feb 2008)

"Long I had another full health check the other week and I passed that with flying colours aswell!"   (Feb 2008)

"A Burger a day keeps the Doctor away!"   (Feb 2008)

"Long I told that Barber so many times yeah, if he wants to get hench, he doesn't wana be eating Tuna salad every day for lunch, that ain't gona get him hench... Trust me yeah, he wants to be eating Burgers bruv!"   (Feb 2008)

"How am I gona make the water hot again? Long i'll just Hench it up and whatnot..."   (Feb 2008)

"Watch when Street Fighter 4 comes out and Tom gets his copy, puts it in to his 360 and turns it on and Akuma's not on it!"   (Feb 2008)

"Why do I watch stuff like this...? Cos its Heeeaaavvy Bruv!"   (Feb 2008)

"Bruv Bruv check this out yeh... watch all these Buffalo are gonna bowl up and have a massive ruck with a group of Lionesses... Look how Hench the Buffalo are!"   (Feb 2008)

"No lie yeh, our old School Canteen was f***ing sh**! The food was dirty, you wouldn't even feed it to your cat or dog..."   (Feb 2008)

"Trust me when you learn the ways yeh, you don't need to pay congestion charge, long I avoid the Cameras!"   (Feb 2008)

"No lie yeh... Cedric was someone who was killed in Harry Potter..."   (Feb 2008)

"I'm not joking bruv... no lie yeah... Grand Theft Auto : South London IS coming... they're just trying to get the rights... Everytime before when I said something is coming out, it always came out!"   (Feb 2008)

"I toooold you Bruv... I Tooooooold you bruv! Karel and Sami didn't believe me! Not only is it GTA South London, but when it comes out its gona be GTA : London and it is gonna feature North, South, East aaaaand West bruv!!!"   (Jan 2008)

"Im creeping bruv..."   (Jan 2008)

"You sod... I'll take you down at drinking till the birds sing in the morning!"   (Jan 2008)

"An unfinished computer game pisses me off... so I played it till 5:30 in the morning just to finish it..."   (Jan 2008)

"Trust me, while you lot are in the gym yeah, I'm driving around making money bruv!"   (Jan 2008)

"This car yeah, can do 0 to 60 in just over 4 seconds..."   (Dec 2007)

"Bruv I was already stuffed with KFC yeah, I had chicken poking out my neck..."   (Dec 2007)

"Trust me blud you know if I organise it it'll be heavy! Games... Food... and booze equals a heavy night out!   (Dec 2007)

"Trust me yeah, if there was an apocalypse... I'd Parry it!"   (Dec 2007)

"Oyyy... Beowulf is a Baaaaadman..."   (Nov 2007)

"Long I'm taking Tom down at drinking next week!"   (Nov 2007)

"If the driver's heavy, the car's heavy..."   (Jul 2007)
 

"Yeah man... Standard!"   (Jul 2007)
 

"We won man... that's all that mattered... they can't eat, they can't drink, they can't play football, they can't sleep... rubbish man! When they come here... were not gona be eating baguettes and Nutella... it's gonna be Bacon, Kebabs... Pizza from the night before... Trust me Bruv... Truuuuust me Bruv!"   (June 2007)

"Trust me, if you want a Badman on TV... just audition me man!"   (June 2007)

"Bruv yeah, what do you think...? They've lost... all weekend... ALL weekend yeh... Even if I lose it yeh, it won't matter cos i've already won the hundred other matches that have happened... they all know that they bowed down to the King..."   (June 2007)
 

"Oy guess whats coming out... They just announced they are bringing out Grand Theft Auto - South London! No lie yeah... you can bowl around Thornton Heath in it..."   (June 2007)

"Bruv its 1 in the morning, what does a badman do when hes hungry? He creeps to Emek!"   (May 2007)

"I would get the biggest most powerful tank yeah, rocket launchers... plasma rifles... dont watch that yeah... Trust me if you see Ghost Rider, you will see a Hench horse!"   (Mar 2007)

"Am I ready for Paris?!? Bruv I'm gonna merk Paris!"   (Mar 2007)

"Oy trust me yeah... I got some next level football skills coming up... just wait a few minutes yeah and you'll see..."    (5 mins later scores a near impossible volley)   (Mar 2007)

"Course I'm ready bruv! Course I am yeah! You seen it bruv! Look look look... Dont watch that yeah!"   (Mar 2007)

"Oy you seen how Hench Arnold Scwarzenegger and all them begfriends are yeah, so measure my chest yeah................ 46 inches yeah, dont watch that!"   (Mar 2007)

"Trust me even my arms bruv, tings are getting bigger, 18 bruv yeh.. 18!!"   (Mar 2007)

"I will feel no way to drive that little car like earlier yeah, and dump you in Paris somewhere..."   (Mar 2007)
 

"It's all well goin on holiday and whatnot, but it's not about turning up and getting bang up!"   (Feb 2007)
 

"If you wanna be a Badman, you gotta eat like one!"   (Nov 2006)
 

"It's not the Jedi way, cos the dark side was the best side to begin with..."   (Oct 2006)

"No lie yeah it was 40 mph down the car park..."   (Oct 2006)

"He came up to me giving it all, so I just grabbed him up and drove my car with him attached to my right arm..."   (Oct 2006)

"The car's gotta drive how I want it to drive, not how the car wants me to drive..."   (Oct 2006)

"Yes Blud Yes Blud F*** off! That's it, you lost, you're off the machine... If you are gonna be a sore loser... just get out my face... cos you'll get real beats, let alone computer beats..."   (Oct 2006)

"Just for example... me and Sami... 8 in the evening, till 4 in the morning... Street Fighter Alpha 3; Kebab at 10 o'clock... Kebab at 12 o'clock... serious munch man!"   (Oct 2006)

"Trust me yeah, in films and games its so true, all the bad characters are always the heaviest!"   (Sep 2006)

"No lie yeah, some of the toughest bosses I faced in a game were those from Final Fantasy. One of the boss fights went on for 4 hours straight, no break or rest or nothing, just a 4 hour long fight!"   (Sep 2006)

"I Feel No Way to Bust out the Sagat"   (Sep 2006)

"Trust me yeah... this time next year i'll be driving a BMW"   (Jul 2006)

"Oh do u know what yeh... Games are just soooooo heavy!!" (while shaking wih excitement)   (June 2006)
 

"Bowser is such as badman, you know you made it in life when you got your own castle and a statue of yourself in it!"   (May 2006)

"When you get older you get hencher, stronger, wiser, better at games, you can eat more..."   (May 2006)
 

"Oy trust me yeah let me tell you how Darth Vader got that dirty scar on top of his head... no lie yeh what I think will happen is that Yoda will bowl up to him and say 'come on then' and he'll just go 'CRACK' on Anakin's head with a lightsaber"   (Dec 2004)

"All my tunes are heavy..."   (Sep 2003)